Wednesday, January 30, 2008

charleston style

God, i'd love to just create a big open area on the dancefloor in crawdaddy and start dancing like that(if i could), people wouldn't know whether to applaud me or laugh at me.

Ini Kamoze - Hot Stepper

Im so bad at working out lyrics. I used to think it said herdera, what ever that means. ch-ch-chang-chang

M.I.A. PAPER PLANES official video

I used to only associate gunshot samples with Tim Westwood. He is not cool, this song is though.

Adam Tensta - My Cool

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

A more mature Simon Amstell

Simon Amstell on GamesMaster 1993

Simon Amstell from never mind the buzzcocks on gamesmaster.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Extreme Makeover: home edition HARD FALL

People need to calm the fuck down.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Friday, January 18, 2008

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Best of soccer am

Soccer Am used to be a must see but it's not what it used to be. Plus it inspired lots of annoying chants like "easy, easy", which we could do without. As you can see, though, it still has the odd funny moment.

Rapperrz spellen' tings' stupidlie

Since the early days of hip hop, rappers have proclaimed their street cred by using z's instead of s's. For a while album titles had a lot of thugZ, bitcheZ and dogZ and that Z alone was enough to quench an appetite for "street" spelling. However, people soon became bored with this and craved a more extreme form of spelling, one that would blow the minds of countdown watchers and scrabble players everywhere. Take Nwa's "Bytches for life" for example. Hip Hop often uses phonetic spelling but Dre and co. have got it all wrong here. Bitches is far closer to its phonetic pronunciation than bytches. "Bytches" pales in comparison, however, with Krayzie Bone's 1991 single. His name gives you some indication that this guy's a real spelling maverick, a renegade. His single "kneight riduz wuz here" is possibly the most illiterate song title ever. I mean its such a conscious effort to misspell every word. In fairness to Mr.Bone though , he left the word "here" be.

All that aside, enjoy this weird kid doing little bow wow.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Oh no he didn't.

What's the main cause of paedophilia in Ireland?

- Sexy children.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Idiot Working Out

More embarrassing than painful? or the other way round? You decide.


Bizarre but funny. The democrats have a black candidate and a female candidate so to broaden their appeal maybe the republicans should get a rastafarian candidate.

2 Good 2 Bad - Match Of The Day

Adrian Chiles and Kasabian, What a combination.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008