"Women, Know Your Limits"

Some examples of what advertisers used to get away with.

Link Time

Continuing the football theme, Here's a link to pictures from Liverpool's Christmas fancy dress party. My favourites have to be Gerrard's(above) and Aurelio's. Disappointed by Torres though.

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The Perry Bible Fellowship (Click on strips to enlarge)

Nicholas Gurewitch is the best thing to happen to comic strips since Gary Larson. His strips, which can be found here, are really sharp, consistently funny and, as you can see above, illustrated brilliantly in a number of different styles.

I Never Realised That Chocolate Rain Could "Raise your neighborhood insurance rates"

Yep, that is his real voice.

Driving Instructor On Sky News Who Sounds Like David Brent

It's the "do that twice" bit that sells it for me.

My Countdown Of The Best "Kids Getting Hit In The Face With Things" Videos.

Please note that I do not condone kicking things at children nor do i partake in these activities, these videos are not representative of the good people at jackdev.blogspot, but they are very funny.

At number (3

At number (2)

Like a snipers bullet.

And Number (1).

That slowed down voice makes everything sound funnier.

unisex toilet in Asia

God that would be akward. even most urinals have partitions now.

Football funny

gooooooo socceeerrrr

Space Argument 4

Modern Toss Space Argument

I always wonder whether I'd go to space if i was given the chance. I like the idea of zero gravity but the high chance of death doesn't appeal to me quite as much. Also, how do you do a zero gravity shit?

Man cold

mm meh meh, have you not heard of lemsip? Classic

Greatest Jesus Joke Ever Told!!!!!!!!! Glasgow

The famous atheist Richard Dawkins once stated ""It is often said, mainly by the "no-contests", that although there is no positive evidence for the existence of God, nor is there evidence against his existence. So it is best to keep an open mind and be agnostic. At first sight that seems an unassailable position, at least in the weak sense of Pascal's wager. But on second thoughts it seems a cop-out, because the same could be said of Father Christmas and tooth fairies. There may be fairies at the bottom of the garden. There is no evidence for it, but you can't prove that there aren't any, so shouldn't we be agnostic with respect to fairies?" Basically he's saying that there being a God is as likely as there being tooth fairies. Still, this joke about God's son is pretty funny.


"Hey, I bet if Jesus..."

Ferdinand kicks ball at fan - 31/03/2007

He got merked

My Lovely Horse - Father Ted

Just play the f**kin note

Europe is a country and everyone speaks french here

Is she smarter than a ten year old? No. She's not smarter than anyone or anything. Im pretty sure i was smarter than her when i was in the womb. Apparently she was on American Idol a few years back. I wish she won cus her european tour would have been an eyeopener.

Tyra Banks - Vaseline

The last time Vaseline was so funny was when i was 10 and i was told that vaseline was used as a sexual lubricant. Seriously though, this video is nuts. I could only speculate as to what drugs Tyra Banks is on. Have you ever notice how easily these female talk show hosts can whip their crowds into a frenzy, Tyra would have been great at the nuremburg rallies. Oprah's just as bad. Calm down ladies it's just fucking Vaseline.

Dirt Nasty -

My good friend cian corcoran introduced me to this gem.
"What happened to your queer party friends"